Glad you could make it!

I have decided that I am sick of single-dom. There is no reason why I should be single. I don’t have any major deformations. I shower regularly. I have my own car and my very own blog! The problem is I can’t seem to meet Mr. Wonderful. Instead of wasting my time looking, I am going to waste yours. I want you, my friend, to set me up on one blind date. Just one. I only have a few basic requirements that I think are pretty reasonable.

1-He must be single. No exceptions!
2-He needs to have his own car & a legal drivers license.
3-He should be between the ages of 26 and 39. I am 34 and act like I am 12, so use your best judgment on this one.
4-Location, location, location! It would be best if he lived somewhere in the New England area. But what the hell, if your adorable brother is in town for one night I am game!

So that’s pretty much it. Wait, what will you get out of it? I guess the satisfaction of making two people really dang happy isn’t enough for you, eh? Then you’re in luck. In return, I promise to blog every date. Every detail will be shared with you, my friend. Don’t worry, I am not going to use identifying personal details or even their real names.

Here are a few details about me. I-
Am 34
Have 14 year old daughter. She is the center of my universe.
Drink, I smoke, I swear.
Have a License to Carry Large a Capacity Firearm, but do not own a gun.
Watch the Simpson’s adnauseam.
Know a lot about electric motors.
Like to cook for fun, but detest cooking for survival.
Have a job, an apartment (complete with meddling landlord, remember the Ropers?), valid Massachusetts drivers license, and my very own car!

So clearly, I am a catch. A catch with out a match. So help me out. It will be fun, I promise.